Today I beed a airplane driver so I hadda put Momma's laundry in the garbage acause I needed the basket for to be my magic plane. When Momma goed to puttin' out the garbage she maked a hairy-face scream on me what I never heared afore. My ears shrinked. George! She sayed, what do I gots to do, duck tape you to the floor to keep you outta trouble? After I landed my plane and she beed quiet; I just only thunk Momma's prawly gonna hafta get a lot a lot a ducks to stuck me on the floor.