At Sunday School today Mrs. Pearson teached us a prayer what sayed that The Lord is our Shepherd. Which, I thunk that beed so funny, acause Grampy gots a friend called Dirk the Drug Sniffer Dog; and he bees a Shepherd, too! So I beed tellin' all a kids what maybe The Lord sniffs drugs, too; and Mrs. Pearson's face gotted as red as my mittens and she maked me sit in the hallway until Momma came. I doesn't even know what the heck happened.