So when Momma axed me, does these pants make my butts look fat? I tole her, yes, Momma, they does. Then she beed sad, so I sayed, Momma, them pants is OK; it only bees your butts whats fat inside of ' em. Then she beed lookin' like a ole hound dog what gotted hims ear tromped on; so I tole her, prawly your butts bees fine, Momma. It even bees a little tiny butts. Just your belly bees pullin' them pants too tight on your winnie little butts. Then she busted up cryin'. I does not understand that shootin' gootin' woman for nothin'.