Grampy gots a brother what gots only one eye called Uncle Winky; and he comed over for tea today. I kept on and on tappin' him on his blind shoulder acause I thunk it beed funny how he all the time spunned around the wrong way and never even seed it been me. Then he felled right offa his chair, and Grampy sayed, what the hell's bells bees wrong with you, Winky? Does you gots the worms or somethin'? So Uncle Winky beed all assaulted over that and left in a puff. Which, that beed too bad; 'cept I gotted to finish his tea; and Grampy even gived me a Social Tea Biscuit, whats only for companies.