2 WAYS MY MOMMA DON'T MAKE NO SENSE

Ever time I watches my favourite show on the TV vision called The Dog Whisperer, Momma bees all a time tellin' me, Georgie could you turn that up, please? I can't here it. Which, that don't make no sense acause;

1. it bees a show for dogs, not for Mommas.
2. the man bees whispering, you ain't apposed to hear him.

Momma just don't get it what-so-all.