So I had a accident today what very distappointed Momma somethin' awful. I eated a whole roll of toilet paper, which, that weren't so fun for me, neither, acause it sticked my mouth all up. But Momma beed even madder today than she were last week when I accidentally eated the hambugger what was apposed to make bisgetti. Grammy Bob sayed that's I's gettin' bigger and uglier, so I gots to stop actin' like a moron. So I sayed maybe tomorrow I's gonna try to not to be a moron no more. Then Grammy sayed that I ain't really so ugly; I just ain't as cute as I used of be. That maked me happy.