Me and Clive had us a big hanker for burgers today, but they's no dogs allowed in the Burger Barn. 'Cept for guide dogs is OK. So I betended I beed blind, and Clive beed my guider, and we walked right on in. But the hamburger lady been a tough ole cob a corn and she sayed you doggies git on outta here or I's gonna call on the police. Which, he been a very nice policeman what drived us home. And he even knowed where I lives acause sometimes he drives Grammy home when she bees all lickered up. He even sayed, say hello to Grammy!