Saturday, November 24, 2012

So today I discovered what I gots amazin' gifty powers what means I's Psychotic. I all the time knows what Momma's gonna say afore she even says it. Like today, when I licked her tuna sandwich on accident... a magical thing happened. Momma's lips was movin', but I been sayin' all the words, too. George, don't do that! Git down! Then we sayed, don't be smart with me, young man. STOP IT! Then I sayed by myself, I ain't smart, Momma, I bees Psychotic! Then we sayed, go to your room. Now I gots a big feelin' that tomorrow's gonna be partly cloudy with a chance of rain.

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