DEAR GEORGE

HELPERS FOR MAKIN' BETTER PETS

OUTTA OUR PEOPLES

 

Dear George,

I can't believe that I am writing you, but I am at my wit's end with my Mister. He is constantly smooching on me. He has a bushy mustache that is smelly and tastes terrible and sticks into my nostrils. I don' t mind the occaisional show of affection, but he is unreasonably demanding and constantly invading my personal space. Help! How can I change this most annoying behaviour?

Poodle Pete

 

Dear Pete,

I knows just how you feels, acause my Momma's mustache is no bowl a candy, neither. But yous troubles is over, my friend! I fixed my Momma's all a time kissiness in 'bout two days. Here's what you do: eat poo.