I played a funniest joke on Momma today. When we was outside, she sayed, come, Georgie, come. And I didn't! I was showin' her that I bees busy right now. Then, when I did come here, she beed acting all maddish to me. Which, I's trying to teach her; why is I gonna come here if you is just gonna be all mad like that? That woman is takin' me a long time to train. I might has to get perfessional help.