I bees mad to Momma today acause she played a tricker on me. Hold still, Georgie, she sayed, you looks so cute. So a course I holded still, acause I all a time gets a treat after. And I thunk I beed cute acause Momma sayed so. But she tooked a picture a dribbles and bubbles hangin' outta my face and she thinks it just bees so heelarious. That woman gots something wrong with her.