I hadda put on my Happy Hat today acause I needs cheerin' up on account of I hadded a bad night last night. A little mouse squeaked outta my bum when I beed sleepin'. It waked me up, and then I jumped up and teared apart that bed lookin' for that little thing. Which, that waked up Momma and she weren't too happy. She sayed, oh, George, you just had a little fart, is all. Prawly somethin' you ate. I knows I never eated no fart mouse. I doesn't even knows what fart mouses looks like. So then I beed fussin' all the night long; worried over them sneaky critters and how come I bees eatin' 'em when I never even seen em'?