Grampy sayed he scared the pants offa a chubby lady in the Walmart parking lot today. Acause he bees so blind, he gotted into the wrong car, and when the lady opened her door; she screamed and Grampy runned. So has you got them now, Grampy? I asks him. Got what, George? Does you got the chubby pants now? He just tole me stop interruptin' and listen to his hang-dang story. But I couldn't listen no more. My head beed jammed up with pictures of that chubby no-pants lady screamin' her face off in the parkin' lot. I sure woulda like to seen that big ole pair a chubby pants.