Today the radio sayed what Easter bees early this year. And then I heared the old ladies what sits around my 'partment blobby talkin' 'bout Easter bees early this year. And ever store what I sees is jackpot full a Easterish stuff. So I gotted dressed up for Easter. Momma laughed on me and she sayed, Easter still bees a long ways off. Which, now I doesn't get it. Do Easter bees early; or do it don't be? So I goed at Grammy Bob Sandcock's house and axed her; and she tole me, sounds to me what somebody bees fiddling with the truth, Georgie. Now you bees best to git on home and git dressed like a proper boxer dog. You looks reedickilous. Then she gived me a drive home in her taxicab what she ordered up for to take her to the beer shop.