I bees all doodley-noodled in my head today acause I all a time beed thinkin' what my world's favourite liver snaps been really apposed a be called LOVER snaps, but Momma sayed the name wrong; and I goed along with her so's she wouldn't got all bareassed 'bout I bees smarter an her. But Momma beed right. Liver snaps does bees maked outta LI-VER. Which, that bees deesgustin'; and, I loves 'em. So, must be I bees a liver lover, and I does not love lovin' liver; but I does loves my liver snaps. Grampy sayed what I bees sittin' on the horns of a dilemma; but I doesn't feels nothin' in my butts. I's just confused 'bout how come I loves for to eat somethin' so gross.