At Sunday School today Mrs. Pearson tole us 'bout Saint Peter and The Pearly Gates a Heaven; and that beminded me 'bout a friend what Grampy used a had what everbody called Sneaky Pete acause he maked sneaky farts all a time. Hims wife even leaved him acause he would not stop hims fartin'. So there he beed, Grampy sayed, sittin in hims house, just a cryin' and a fartin' all by hims lonesome; and he besided a had a smoke. But there beed so many sneaky farts in hims house, that when he tried a light hims smoke; he blowed hisself up. So I axed Mrs. Pearson, does you thinks what Sneaky Pete gotted turned into Saint Peter when he blowed up and goed to heaven? But she sayed no. He bees a different guy.