At dinner tonight Momma sayed she maked a New Year's Revolution for to lose her fat ass. So I tole her, don't worry, Momma, I's gonna help you find yous fat ass if you loses it. But she sayed, no, Georgie, it bees a RE-VO-LUTION; that's what makes you stop doing bad habits. I's gonna quit swearin' and spittin' on the sidewalk, I tole her. Which, she alls a suddenly beed mad and sayed that was a disgustin' thing and I should be my shamed a myself. So I sayed, well, maybe I's tired a all a time I gots to say what my Momma bees that girl over there with the big fat ass. She never eated no more a her dinner after that. I's prawly helpin' her Revolution.