I tole Momma today what I besided I's gonna be a pirate; and she weren't happy what so all with me. She sayed, Georgie, pirates bees bad boys what chops peoples up and steals theys money. She don't unnerstand what I's a good pirate. I tole her when I says, hello there, scallywags, I bees Captain George the Good Pirate, nobody gonna be ascared on me. Everbody gonna say thanks God you ain't a bad pirate. Come aboard and have a sandwich and take some gold coins for yous Momma. But she just keeped shakin' her head, sayin', no, no, no siree. She bees such a girl. Aarrgh.