Momma losed her glasses this mornin' acause when she been blowin' up her hair dry, I thunk them glasses beed a boomerang. On accident. So when she axed me does I knows where they is, I sayed, did ya check ahind yous nightie table, Momma? They mighta felled offa there. Then I runned and gotted them outta the tree what grows inside a the house and I hided them in her shoe. Now when Momma puts her shoes on, she gonna say, I's such a idiot! I forgotted what I putted my glasses in my shoe. And then everthin' will be OK. Peoples shouldn't oughta make glasses what looks like boomerangs. It bees confusin'.