Monday, December 10, 2012


Scabby Doyle beed mean at me today acause he bees tryin a keep Clive all to hisself. He sayed, go away, George, else I's gonna stick yous head in a fishin' tank fulla pianos. So I goed away. And I tole Momma on him. But she laughed and sayed, oh, Georgie, I thinks Scabby means a fishtank fulla piranha. They's fresh-eatin fish; meanin' they eats peoples to deaf. Which, that ain't nothin' for to laugh about. I just thunk, is mine own Momma gonna tell Scabby a better fish than pianos for eatin' my head off? I's mad on everbody.

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