Me and Grampy beed makin' pranks at the donut shop drive-thru today. Grampy beed apposed to sneak on cars and jump and say WOOF, and the peoples beed apposed to say YIKES and drop thems donuts, and I beed apposed to grab theys goodies and run run run. But Grampy bees pretty near blind. He jumped horse-hard headways into a garbage can. Which, then I beed the one what sayed YIKES. And then a big mad donut lady comed and chased us off with a stick. When we gotted home, Momma sayed, where's you fellas been? Yous smells like garbage cans. And me and Grampy looked at each nother and sayed, I doesn't know.