Clive tole me that today bees HUMP day, and he laughed like as if it beed sooo funny. I sayed, maybe that bees funny if you is a camel, Clive, but I doesn't get it. So then he called me a stupid camel's toe. Which, that did be funny on me acause I never thunk about callin' nobody a toe afore. When Momma comed home from work I beed a joker on her and I sayed, how was yous hump today, Mrs. Camel Toe? And she twisted on my ear atill I sayed yelp.