Today I been a reindeer and I beed all dashin' in the snow on Momma's bed and it beed funner and funner atil the terrible thing happened. I taked one big jump for to lead the sleigh tonight, and guess what? I flewed for real! 'Cept I flewed right into the wall and I losed my conscience. When I waked up, Momma sayed, George, does you knows what day is it? And I sayed, no, Momma, I's a Boxer Dog. But there been a silver cloud in the snowstorm, acause my goofy eye goed straight for a few minutes. And I hadded a red nose like Rudolph. But it goed black again when it quitted bleedin'.