Ever sometimes I bees awake and I bees asleepin' all together on a same time. Momma says that bees called day streamin', and when I bees day streamin'; I doesn't knows what all I bees doin' acause I gots a movie playin' inside a my head. Which, today when I beed watchin'a day stream, I eated Momma's bra on accident. This is a ungraceful mess, George, Momma screamed all squeakyish. I can't wear this disgustin' thing no more, it looks horrible. And I thunk, maybe I done a good thing if my Momma been playin' fancy-dance patty-cake all over the town showin' off her bra. She shoulda knowed better.