I beed a lucky duck all to heck today, acause I goed to the donut shop for to hunt for treaties; and one second after I tooked my head outta the garbage can, it beed crashed on by a big truck. Garbage flewed all over the place, and that coulda beed my head what been flyin'. Momma woulda heared about that for sures. Which, that woulda beed big big troubles on me, acause I isn't apposed a go nowheres without bringin' Momma on her leash. So, I finded a cookie and two creams, my head bees fine, and Momma don't know nothin' 'bout nothin'. Lucky ducker ducky is what I bees today.