Today Momma goed grocery shoppin' and I beed very boring, so I gotted the great idea for to be Nosy Parker, the friendly potato farmer what looks out for all hims neighbours. And then I done that. When Momma comed home, I tole her everthin' 'bout ever little thin' what I seed everbody doin'. She sayed, nobody likes a tattletale, Nosy Parker! Which, how in the holy clod-hoppers do Momma knows what I beed Nosy Parker? Prawly she bees wrong, anyhows. I thinks everbody likes a have a friendly potato farmer neighbour. Momma don't all a time knows everthin'.