Momma beed terrible mad on me today. She been bang bang bangin' on the bathroom door acause I taked so long; and when I comed out she sayed, what the jeezly creeps did ya done to yous face, George? Acause I shaved mine face soft like a baby bum; acause all the girls loves a bum-face man. I seen it on TV. Momma sayed I sure does gots a bum-face, and prawly if I wants a be seed with her, I has to wear a bag on my head atill my face grows back in. Which, I isn't even so sure what I wannas be seed with her any ole how.