Today I goed at a special school whats called Arse 'n Craffs; an' I maked a picture a Momma. On first I thunk what she loved it acause she gived me a big hug. 'Cept then she sayed, oh, Georgie, you bees my very own Picasso! Which, I has never heared 'bout callin' a fella a Pink Asshole an' 'spectin' for to hug him on the same time. I only jus' sayed, well, Happy Momma's Day, Momma. But inside a my head I thunk, snow wonders what ya never gottsa a boyfriend if that bees the way ya gonna bees when ya gits a nice present.