Today I peed on a fan. Which, that maked a pee pee sprinkler alls over the kitchen where Momma beed bakin' sweeties. She hollered, what in the bloody buckets a hell did you done, George! So I were tryin' for to splain what I beed betendin' what the pee pee sprinkler beed a waterfalls an' I were gonna rescue a big fat whale outta the pee pee waterfalls an' I tole her, you coulda beed the whale, Momma, an' I were gonna been George The Hero Boxer Dog... But then Momma jus' sayed, oh, shut-up you idiot. Mine own Momma. Sayed that to her little boy. I's prawly gonna get growed up all crazy like a rabbit-dog now.