So my Grammy's real name is Bob Sandcock. True story. She tells everbody that it's Maisy, but my cousin Clive showed me her kennel papers. Says right on em. NAME: BOB SANDCOCK. Me and Clive was giggling so hard about Grammy Bob when Grampy comed in and asked us, what's so funny, boys? So I says, Grampy, did ya date very many fellas afore you married Grammy? He spinned around and bit me on my butt faster than you can spit. I ain't saying the name of Bob Sandcock in front of Grampy never ever again. I gots a limp now.