So I beed sent to my room today acause I ate a dryer sheet on accident. And then it puked up all mountain fresh on Momma's underthings. Momma says she's gonna take me to Obee Dance School so's they can teach me a thing or two. I smiled inside my face, (acause she beed so mad), but I thinks I'll like dancing. Anyhow, Grampy calls me crazy legs even though he can't hardly see 'em. Maybe dancing will make me forget alls about eating stuff.