Today has beed the boriest day on my whole tire life. This bees what happened: Nothin'. Momma curlied her hairs all up like as if she wannas go
out 'n has some fun; an' then she only jus' flopped aroun' on the couch all day readin' her stupid ole book.  C'mon Momma, I tole her, how's 'bout I takes ya for a nice walk? Not now Georgie, she sayed. Well, does ya wanna go fetch? I axed her. Not now, sweetie. So I sayed, could ya least make me a peanut butter 'n pyjama samwich then? NOT NOW GEORGIE! I IS READIN'! I is still waitin' for my samwich. Prawly I might even starve to deaf. Books bees bad for boxer boys.